🔮 Pawstrological predictions and K9 karma, generated by Madame Algorithmia.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Your energy spikes like a dog spotting wrapping paper. You’re restless, curious, and ready to charge through holiday chaos. Cold air fuels your zoomies, but pacing yourself will keep you out of trouble.
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Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Comfort is everything right now. You gravitate toward warm blankets, familiar smells, and predictable treat schedules. Holiday disruptions test your patience, but you hold your ground with quiet determination.
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Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

So many visitors, so many bags, so many new scents. Your mind is buzzing with information. You thrive on the social swirl, even if naps get postponed.
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Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

You stick close to your humans this week, keeping watch as holiday energy fills the house. Seasonal shifts heighten your protective instincts and your need for reassurance.
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Leo (July 23 – August 22)

You expect admiration—and the spotlight finds you easily. Whether posing by the tree or greeting guests, you command attention. Just remember not every decoration is a toy.
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Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Your organizing instincts kick in. You monitor routines, inspect packages and notice every change. Cooler weather sharpens your focus and your sense of duty.
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Libra (September 23 – October 22)

You seek balance amid the bustle. You float between rooms, smoothing tensions and charming guests. Holiday harmony matters deeply to you.
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Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Your intensity deepens with the darker evenings. You guard favorite spots and watch new arrivals closely. Trust builds slowly, but once earned, it’s unbreakable.
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Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Adventure calls—even if it’s just a longer winter walk. You’re optimistic, playful, and eager to explore holiday surprises. Restraint isn’t your strong suit this week.
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Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

You take responsibility seriously, especially as schedules shift. You hold routines together and remind everyone when it’s time for walks and meals.
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Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

You’re fascinated by holiday oddities—twinkling lights, strange ornaments, unfamiliar sounds. Your curiosity leads the way, even if others don’t quite get you.
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Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

You drift into a dreamy, cozy headspace. Soft music, glowing lights, and gentle affection soothe you deeply. Extra naps feel especially magical now.
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